stop.jpgWhat if someone came to you when you were 13 and told you to forget about following your dream of becoming a doctor, an artist, or the president of the United States?

That’s sort of what’s happening right now in the shape of career services geared toward teens.

There is an increasing desire among parents to figure out what their kids are going to become when they grow up earlier and earlier. With college costs skyrocketing, few parents want to see their kids floundering from major to major during college and ending up on the five or six year graduation plan.

That has prompted some parents to get there kids aptitude testing as early as 12 years old so they can find out fast if they’re cut out to be lawyers or botanists, or what ever wacky career kids get it in their head to pursue.

A young man from Illinois I interviewed in my MSNBC.com column this week wanted to become a surgeon until, that is, his mom got him to a career counseling service that told him he just wasn’t cut out for the profession. The career counselors gave him a dexterity test and the poor kid failed miserably.

Coincidentally, the day I interviewed this kid I had an appointment with an ear doctor because I’ve been having trouble hearing through my right ear. The doctor was also a surgeon so I told him about the story I was writing and whether a test like that could really determine whether someone should pursue medicine or not.

He said, “no way.” There are very few people who are naturals when it comes to surgery, he added, “most of us have to learn this.”

Then he went on to joke about how bad his dexterity was as he poked my inner ear with a sharp object. Very funny.

Anyway, when I got back to my office I decided to take one of these career/aptitude tests and see if I was really cut out to be a journalist. I went online and found a free test that took only a few minutes to take. I was honest with everything on the test but my birth date. I wanted the test to think I was a young kid. (Guys, if you take this, don’t give out your personal information and don’t buy anything.)

So, what did the test think I should do with my life?

No, not journalism.

I was cut out for, drum roll…..

Eve, your test reveals that Government/Policy may be a great fit for you.

Seriously folks. Here are some sample job titles that would work for me:

Urban and regional planner; state legislator; tax examiner; judge; municipal clerk.

Tax examiner!

Wow, never would have thought that. I hate doing my own taxes.

Anyway, the point of all this is these tests blow. Well, they don’t blow, but they definitely can’t tell you what you should do with the rest of your life.

Is it a smart idea to be filling kids heads with “nos” when maybe we should be filling their little heads with “yeses”? When I say, yes, I mean, why not encourage them to follow their dreams and maybe knock around a bit until they figure it all out? I know many people who change their career paths several times, well into their 40s and 50s.

I love what I do. I get up every morning and can’t wait to do my job. I miss it when I’m out on vacation, or in bed sick. Chances are a career test at 12, about the time I decided to become a reporter, would have tried to convince me to take another path.

In all honesty, my guidance counselor in junior high school laughed out loud when I told her I wanted to be a journalist when I grew up. My grades in English were horrific, and she stomped on my dreams like she would a big hairy spider.

When I got home I told my mother what had happened. She hugged me, wiped away a tear or two, and said, in her broken English, “that lady is stupid. You can do what you want.”

Career dreams are part aptitude part want. But often the “want” part is the most important part.

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